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"Do they have watermelon checkers? If so I am packing my bags."

"I want to feel like I'm in Halloweentown once October hits."

Millennials say they're carrying emotional labor across generations.

"God forbid a woman is successful and doesn't have a child."

"Class-action lawyers take note."

"It's not about whether you agreed with the sentiment or not. He's entitled to his own words and those were not his."

Oh, to be a bird on their loved one's arm.

"Girl, it's cheaper to go to Six Flags."

"It's also embarrassing and hurtful to see energy put into this."

Something about that orange bun ...