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"The richest man in the world is giving people the ability to sexualize anybody through a paywall."

"It's a deep cut for the fans. Pretty embarrassing, yeah."

"David was told to speak to them via Schillings."

"I'll take 'Ken Jennings is a great human' for $1000."

"I haven't been that light since high school," he said.

If you don't have a choppelganger, you might be the choppelganger.

The last meme of 2025 or the first meme of 2026?

They Kirkified lowkenuinely.

"Literally just go buy the one you want."

"Everything is an algorithm now. We live in a Black Mirror episode."