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'When the world needed you most, you returned...'

'The wolves are normal, the state of journalism is dire.'

Every time Charlie Kirk has promised the stock market will go up, it has gone down.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

'I'm going to go purchase a box and check it out.'

The cybercrime group Medusa said it siezed a terabyte of data.

'How do you sound more like Justin Bieber than Justin Bieber?'

A bartender says he was asked to put less ice in a drink. His response shows why you might not want to ask for less ice.

'Worst possible place to point it'

'It doesn't seem like anyone cares.'