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Got an itch you just can't scratch? These ladies have got your back-literally.

Are they "lazy" in the truest sense of the word?

So sorry, Nelson and Dylan.

Warning: You might be singing "I have one daughter" to yourself for the rest of the week.

"Great analysis of how gendered language is," one viewer noted.

Baya and Rebecca="cuteness overload."

"Learning to speak to our children in a way that serves them takes work but it matters so much."

"I'm as wary of the well-intentioned liberal as I am of anyone else."

"Half the price, but you use 3× as much."

That said, you'd never want to date one of his daughters.