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"Cats don't even be saying meow it's more like roun"

"wet food twice a day is wreaking havoc on the spoon economy in this household"

"i love that cats slap the s**t out of everything they can't understand"

"sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat"

"My daughter yelled at me this morning for waking her up because in her dream she was about to get a puppy"

"my boyfriend just said 'i encourage you to try all things' to our cat who was licking up buffalo sauce"

"i love when cats are running so fast that they drift when they go around a corner"

Comedian John Mulaney poked fun at the assemblymember's unfortunate name.

"that 3-year span where everyone was naming their dogs and also their daughters Stella and Luna what was that"