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Thank you, technology, for the ability to gift friends with this absurdly decadent heated foot massager and this floating UFO speaker.

Stay matte, not mad.

Buy now, thank yourself later.

Be honest. No judgment.

And here's the best part -- none of these require any drilling or painting. No stress, just ~vibes~.

What fast food chain introduced the 'Where's the Beef?' slogan?

"Don't get me started on streaming services. If I'm paying for the subscription, WHY is an 8-year-old documentary behind a paywall?"

"I'm not sure what kind of sorcery this is, but these things have transformed my skin." --A reviewer after using these "Zero Pore" pads.

I'm a Jurassic Park girlie!

New year, new wardrobe? You deserve a new cold weather jacket, statement necklace, or office piece.