"It's been 84 years" --Me and that lady from Titanic, waiting for our Etsy packages. (Spoiler: It hasn't even been 24 hours since I pressed the order button.)
Only a certain kind of human is going to understand the necessity of this Froot Loops-inspired body oil and judgmental light-up frog, and that's more than okay.
"I once hooked up with a MILF when I was 22; she was 54. She once showed me a picture of her daughter, who was 25, and I recognized her because I had hooked up with her back when I was still a college freshman."