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I'll try NOT to freak you out here.

"Every time I miss him, I remember the poop."

Have no fear -- "real deal" products are here.

Maturing is realizing that you *shouldn't* want to throw off your bra the second you get home.

Including a trio of Carbone simmer sauces, a $10 mini ~cat-a-pult~ (exactly what it sounds like), and a Grim Steeper tea infuser if you've got a dark sense of humor.

Some telltale signs can indicate whether they're ready for their trash can funeral.

Which is your favorite comfort film?

"The movers showed up at 10, and we were outta there by 1. He nearly sh*t himself."

Sure, acts of service and quality time are nice, but what about a Miffy humidifier?

And yeah, that includes hair, skincare, and makeup products reviewers say are the best purchase they've ever made.