#lifestyle / Page 8

"I'm ready!"

There's always one person who ruins it for everybody ...

It's time to finally tackle that one drawer you keep stuffing random things in.

Let's test your Disney skills.

Here are some products that'll let you accept the fact that you're *not* an early bird, while helping you actually get to work on time.

"He carried this secret with him for so long and died without ever having told anyone. It must have haunted him."

I see you, September babies ...

"They automated my job for less than $1,000 a year. Now, I bartend and drive school buses to make ends meet."

Works of art.