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So funny that I was actually laughing out loud while writing the post.

with liberty, justice, and WD-40 pens for all ...

And you can be the first person to introduce all these under-the-radar goodies to your friends.

"A coach helps his clients achieve their dating goals and has a very unfortunate run-in with shellfish."

"I asked my very experienced boss if he had ever seen that before, and he hadn't. So, I asked if he thought she was still alive. At that moment, the blood made one last big gush and stopped. 'She's not anymore,' he said as he left."

It's 2025... it's about time you get this milky toner and viral lip treatment that has a chokehold on so many others ...

Because no one wore sunglasses indoors, or shaped the fashion world, quite like her.

because spending the entire day trying to separate your skin from your clothes is just so insufferable ...

Prediction: The unboxing will be an event in itself!

If your closet has been feeling kinda "meh" lately, these staples are about to become your new everyday obsessions.