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Keep your clutter to yourself.

"I worked at a fine-dining restaurant in Seattle. There were dead mice clogging dish sinks, a pipe from the upstairs bathroom toilet dripping onto the flat-top grill...and an old fish that wouldn't sear properly because it was diseased, and the chef ...

You've still got plenty of time worth clocking in your backyard this year.

"We take this very seriously... It's the biggest red flag."

Better not be Janine!

I know what I'm doing this weekend.

No frills to be found.

"Solar electricity. I thought it would be so affordable and advanced by now that everyone would have solar electricity in their homes and cars."

Wave goodbye to crusty lips, back hair, and those other annoyances you've been meaning to take care of.

Put on an oversized sweater and dive into the ultimate mix of warm comfort TV and pre-Halloween spooky vibes.