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"Someone I worked with once told me they wanted to start their own business because they were fed up of doing paperwork and admin. I didn't know what to say."

"People who literally can't find Iran on a map will turn around and tell you Iran deserves this somehow."

"The Soviets placed several agents inside the Pentagon to find out what was going on at the busy meeting spot in its center. It turned out to be a hot dog stand."

It's all fun and games until you use a public bathroom that ran out of hand soap.

I'm gonna be thinking about this for at least the next two weeks.

From a "flamingo" test to a "dinosaur" trivia question.

"My mother used to have us fast for five days at a time because we ran out of food. I was all-in as a kid because she told us that fasting and prayer made us better Christians. Lord, have mercy."

"Maybe it's my competitive nature, I want a guy who other girls want."

Blood is thicker than water but nothing is quite as thick as your devotion to this clever "flossing toothbrush" and $7 ultra-length tubing mascara.

"When he was done, he pulled his pants up and walked out without saying a word. I was absolutely speechless."