The President cashed in on his office to the tune of billions of dollars last year, largely through the sale of crypto tokens. His investors weren't so fortunate.
The Yanks won their first knockout-round match in more than twenty years. But, after a controversial red card, they will be down their breakout star in the round of sixteen.
The conflicts that took place elsewhere in the world have receded from our collective imagination, but the American rebellion was, in many ways, a sideshow to a far greater imperial drama.