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Sometimes, we just need a reminder that we're not alone in our terrible work days.

"They knocked on my door in the middle of the bathroom, and I instinctively stood, wiped, and realized that a piece of poop had fallen into my dress. I put the dress on without knowing it was in there and smeared poop all over my back."

Don't try to fight the feeling, cuz the thought of Brazilian Bum Bum cream and a solution to green pool hair in your cart is killin' me right nowwww.

"You were SO easy to find, Mark, you should drive more carefully."

If you've been living this long without a Squatty Potty... you need to reevaluate ...

I've never experienced the chaotic joy of owning an Elf on the Shelf, but I think I ought to change that!

Kiss those checked luggage fees goodbye.

"The house had smells I'd never smelled before."

"The labor pain was in my thighs, not my stomach at all. It was awful."

There's just something about getting your DIY on once it's too cold to voluntarily leave your home.