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The ostrich sized up the 60-year-old politician and went in for a bite, seemingly making contact with the former Conservative Party leader.

In hilarious footage filmed by his wife Carrie that was 'too funny not to share', Johnson comes at the nippy end of the large bird after coxing it towards his car.

Let's face facts: what we're doing right now isn't working.

The former PM yelped: 'Christ! F***ing hell!'

The former PM yelped: 'Christ! F***ing hell!'

Boris Johnson criticises plans to show Netflix's 'Adolescence' in secondary schools and calls the series "tosh"

It is not often that Starmer comes up with something so crass that I push aside the breakfast table, hurl the paper at the far wall and run around the room pant-hooting with incontinent rage.

There's something that has been bugging me over the last few days. We are here in Texas - somewhere up in the hills not far from San Antonio and it's just stunning.

QUENTIN LETTS: Lady Gray of Tottenham (Lab) is better known as Sue Gray, the gnomic Whitehall operative who torpedoed Boris Johnson with her report on his lockdown birthday cake.

Five years ago today, families huddled around their TVs with bated breath awaiting Boris Johnson to address the nation. What followed was a spine-tingling speech that changed life as we knew it.