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Yes, you do need a bathroom at your wedding, and no, a plastic funnel in a wall of unfinished wood does not count.

"She wants a beach lounger and a young hardbody bringing her a margarita while I want to be at Yellowstone or Denali or Galapagos."

There are a pair of nipple covers in here that are practically an invisibility cloak.

Forget a horror movie, the before and afters of that toilet are the scariest thing I've seen since The Conjuring. Expect some jump scares as you read.

"I was so embarrassed to have that be my introduction to a celebrity, but at least it was memorable..."

This is secretly just us asking for pictures of your pets, please!

You're spending far too much time in there not to make it a space you actually kinda like.

FYI, a Starbucks "caramel macchiato" isn't a macchiato at all.

"Now, what I want to talk about is why you are a failure, and why, honestly, we just need to tell you bye-bye."

Featuring hotel-quality pillows, compression footies, and a Squatty Potty -- because at this age, comfort comes first.