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It's not about the $45 pumpkin.

It's better for the environment, but there are other benefits, too.

"Sometimes the best books aren't bestsellers--they're just the right words hitting us at the right time."

"Sorry, I hope you don't mind me asking, are you blind?"

Larry King wasn't ready for it but she was unshakable.

Sarcastic dating app users say: "Why stop there?"

She thought the cameras were rolling for a different reason.

"Trying to sound clever is a good way of sounding stupid."

"You know those hours that most people watch TV? That's when I'm in my chair reading."

"I don't think I've ever seen anyone has so much fun playing the piano."