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Please turn this into a cookbook.

A roof rack significantly reduces MPG.

"The biggest mistake people make is they talk a lot."

There's an art to avoiding the "memory ring" that makes a candle tunnel around the wick.

"I might be 88 but that doesn't mean you should stop trying new things."

"Jesus never said a word about homosexuality."

The seven animals on his personal patch each represent specific attributes.

Don't worry, "Michael is doing great."

"My Auntie is my favorite human."

"There's a one in three chance you work, live, or are related to a Kirsty"