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Cornell's ban on parties is not enough.

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

It's still the best explanation for almost everything: Muppets.

The conversation around the Cornell Seven shows how desperately we all need a new way to think about sex.

This can't happen again.

Kids will be kids!

Between Meta's Muse and OpenAI's Dots, Big Tech is trying to launder their bots with adorable mascots.

This came out of nowhere.

Some things never change: Cookie Monster is most definitely a Chaos Muppet.

Please make it stop.