'I swear when I f**ked her, I did it because she looked just like you.'
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'Think before you jump'
There was also strawberry sauce involved ...
'I'd completely forgotten what it was like to feel this attractive.'
I can practically hear him thinking, 'When is she going to finish?'
I learned the hard way that rebound sex can be complicated.
'Every time I go on Hinge I expect my knight in shining armour to appear.'
'I swear when I f**ked her, I did it because she looked just like you.'
'Tis the season to add a little spice.
'They can't accept that all I want is a good time in bed.'