A remarkable story unfolded at a Glasgow theatre last weekend: two giants of Scottish popular culture vying with each other to see who was held most fondly in the country's heart.
For those who have followed Kerkez's journey from the streets of Serbia to Liverpool, the 'not smart' dive that saw him substituted on Sunday came as no surprise.
Locals in the picturesque community of Bramley, near Guildford, Surrey, say their tranquil rural idyll has been destroyed by the travellers who built an 'illegal# camp in a 'military operation'.