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Surfing isn't just for the sea.

Hold on tight for this one.

'They want to feel wild, young and reckless for an afternoon.'

'I'm still in such shock, I just don't know what to make of it.'

Work harder not smarter folks ...

On the first night, I gave him a nude lap dance for about 15 minutes, but we barely even spoke a word to each other.

When physiological reactions are out of sync with desire, it can lead to distress.

'Whilst many men complain about needing to wear a condom, I'm desperate to put one on.'

We didn't see that one coming ...

I've tried to playfully say, 'ahhhh I'm your child, please be quiet' and he's responded that I'm an adult.